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Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain

Customer rating on Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain: 5 out of 5 stars ( 1 customer rating )

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From the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes this fantastic abusive keychain with 17 sayings from the actual Monty Python crew!!
Abusive sayings include:
Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm...you miserable little man.
Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wave my private parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you great pillock?
You dirty double-crossing rat.
You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
I blow my nose at you.
You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded...
You're a looney.
And a few more sayings we can't print!!!
For over 18's only.

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Customer rating on Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain: 5 out of 5 stars

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Customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars Buy one, buy one, buy one.....

Britvik | 27/12/2007 | See all Britvik's reviews (1) »

I was bought one these by a friend who is greatly treasured for the hours of amusement I've had from this tiny foot.
The many looks of a confusion from Saturday morning shoppers are priceless as I work my way round the supermarket, randomly pressing buttons.
Hit the right combination of toes and amaze your friends with the string of profanity that issues forth.
A must for any Python fan, or anyone who likes to offend old ladies buying cat food.